Category: today in craigslist

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No Pay, Trade for Print, (TFP)

Today In Craigslist: (Listed in Creative Gigs)

 

*Seeking Female Cougar for shoot (La/562)

I am seeking a Female mature women or model for sexy photo-shoot. I would like to photograph a mature women that still has it going on. MILF or Cougars please respond. If your an older women and think you got it going on please respond, i am open to all ages including older ones. Newbies welcomed. Attach photo and height and measurements. Trade for Print, (TFP)
compensation: no pay

 

YoungPhotog

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Has To Do With The Religion I Belong To

Today In Craigslist: (listed in Creative Gigs)

 

*I’m Looking for someone to Marry and Divorce (divorce is soon after m (Los Angeles)

Hi, my name’s Chris. I’m looking for someone to get married to and then divorced to. The divorce comes soon after.Why, it’s a long story and has to do with the religion that I’m part of. I’m 29 years-old. The reward for helping me is worth it. This is really important. 
compensation: Enough to for sure enough.

Seriously, I can’t make this shit up.

CakeTopper

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The Face Don’t Have To Be Exposed

Today In Craigslist: (listed in tv/film/video/radio jobs)

 

 ::: ❤ ❤ Gurl for Artistic Photo shoot ($1000)

This is for a nude photo shoot, and the face don’t have to be exposed

 WinterPic

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I’m Listening.

FistofTea

Today in Craigslist: (posted in Writing Gigs)

*Slap me if I get off task. . . (Hollyood)

 

 

Hey!

I’m looking for someone who can work next to me at a Starbucks in Hollywood and who will make sure to watch what is happening on my screen. When I am wasting time, you’ll have to yell at me or if need be, slap me.

You can do your own work at the same time. Looking for help asap, in Hollywood, near Hollywood and Western.

Compensation: $8 / hour, and you can do your own work from your computer at the same time.

NOTE: I was inspired by this real-life example. http://hackthesystem.com/blog/why-i-hired-a-girl-on-craigslist-to-slap-me-in-the-face-and-why-it-quadrupled-my-productivity/

compensation: $8/h

 

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The Occult needs you – witches, goths, welcome

Today in Craigslist: (listed in Creative Gigs)

 

*The Occult needs you – witches, goths, welcome

 

That’s all it said.

 The Occult needs you – witches, goths, welcome

 

 

And a link. I did not click on the link.

OccultGirl

 

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I’m Sensing A Theme

Also Today in Craigslist:

(posted in EVENT GIGS)

*Mature Ebony Big Butt model (35-55) for a Balloon Popping Video $

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Hiring an ebony or latina female model, around the ages of 35-55, for a simple and fun, non nude, gig which I will pay $200 for about an hour.
The gig is as follows: you will walk into a studio room full of about 100 party balloons and over the course of one hour you will bust all the balloons, mostly by sitting on them with your booty.
Thats it, nothing else. Just sit on the balloons until they burst.
An inflatable chair will be provided to make it easy for you.
Ideally, Im looking for an “older” ebony or latina model with a very large bottom, and you should be comfortable in booty shorts
I produce about 3-4 of these videos per year. If interested, please email me your contact information, and interest, to the following email address:simonpropertiesequity@xxxxx.xxx
compensation: 200

 

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If You Have A Booty Please Apply

 Today In Craigslist:

 

*Miss “Bottoms” Up Bar Contest $550.00$ (Bellflower)

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We are looking for Miss Bottoms Up 2014 –
If you have a Booty please apply. send me pictures to my cell phone. 562-900-XXXX.
we have 3 events to try out for. Plus you will be hired as a waitress if you participate.
Text me only.
I own 3 bars. we need dancers, bartenders and waitresses. Thank You.

 

compensation: $50.00-$150.00

part-time

 

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Secretary Wanted Picture Appreciated

TIC712

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Temp Secretary/ Personal Asst Wanted (Hollywood)

 

compensation: 25/hr

Hello!
Writer who works from home seeking temp/part time
secretary-personal assistant when home office gets set up!Must be well spoken, non-smoker, and over 18. Reliable!Say hello with a bit about you! Photos appreciated!

Thank you 🙂

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

**editor’s note: I did not submit to this ad.

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Name Credit & Guaranteed Future Work

Writer seeks non-pay assistant to finalize script (Los Angeles)

Experienced writer with two completed script seeks fresh talent and ideas for latest concept speculative.

Chosen assistant will be “no-pay” but will receive name credit and guaranteed future work upon completion. 

BabyAtKeyboard
**editor’s note: Bullshit. Points for being direct about stealing work and creativity.